Would you wear a bikini to avoid Airport Security?

I just read the funniest thing about a woman who went through security at LAX wearing only a bikini to avoid the full-body scanner and an uncomfortable pat-down.

Would you be willing to do the same if meant avoiding the scanner and pat-down?

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I don't know that it would make a significant difference: for the last five years, Muslim women have been getting breast implants -- full of RDX.  RDX is a powerful explosive that is rarely used in mining except as a booster charge in soft rock.  Its primary use is as a military explosive, sold under the trade name Semtex. 

Iraqi and Yemeni "physicians" have been taking an unusual turn in the last two years, that Islamic practice usually forbids: breast augmentation.  That Muslim lady with the flashy stripper figure just might have enough RDX in her boobs to send any airliner into the sea.

That is why even wearing a string bikini will not save lives or searches: the only way to tell if the lady has these huge implants is to palpate her breasts.  RDX is undetectable in magnetic resonance and x-rays, but it is much harder than human tissue. 

Chalk up another human bomb for suicidal Muslims here to act out their anti-Christian grudges.  I have to wonder, what else will these angry bigots with the blasphemous false cult, think up next to murder innocent people in the name of their surly Jihad?

Even light will bend to do our bidding if we apply force correctly. The lowest servant in Heaven is still in Heaven, whoever rules in hell is still in hell, but they won't rule for long. No man stands taller than when he stoops to help a little child.

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This is awesome! I only wish I was there to have seen it! Smile

Why wait until tomorrow to do what you could be doing today?

I'd do it in a heartbeat.  But I would have a carry on bag with my clothes in it to put on in the nearest restroom after check in.  Airplanes are cold to me...and I wouldn't want to freeze my tush off before I reached my destination.

I'd do it before I'd let them put their hands on MY jewels!!!




"A daughter holds your hand for only a short while...but she holds your heart forever."

Why not it is by far better than being felt up. Better yet go nude that way nothing is hidden.

Equal justice for All The law works but the system needs changed, We all abide by the law but sometime it failes us. The same with the goverment. God bless the USA, Brign our troops HOME safely, To the men who did not get the credit they deserve, MAY GOD WATCH OVER OUR SERVICE MEN.

On the return trip I Took back from Florida many years ago, all I had on was a very Flowy Strapless Sundress..nothing else, and because of my looks.. Mediterranean, Romania, I am tagged..


I am not shy either..LOL.


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Delilah cut Sampson's hair and forced him into servitude and demise, powerful is woman, strong and vigilant, she brought her men off battlefields to carry them on her back to safety or to burial

....Good lookin' and smart!....nice combo.....

,,,,,Tongue out

What?....Who?...Me?... .....What'd I do?..... Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of crap by the clean end.

I strongly disagree with it, because it can lower a woman's self esteem in the eyes of men but maybe you want to check my article on freeway insurance and aetna dental insurance

Are we sure she was avoiding pat down and not attention in the news.   In all the times I've been through an airport the scanner was not painful just time consuming.

Excellence is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, determined effort, and skilled execution.

I think this was done more for the media attention than anything else .

Just as with the guy who wore his speedo to the airport .

They both came off as being silly attention seekers .

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