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Do the White House residents still need to wipe themselves after the toilet, or do they use bidet-seats now?

Do the White House residents still need to wipe themselves after the toilet, or do they use bidet-seats now?

You'd think that with how fancy they make their White House, they'd have these kinds of spraying toilet seats installed.

After all, needing less toilet paper as a result would do wonders for environmental PR.

These toilets can and will save trees! 

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jkgrandma
jkgrandma Answered:

An ad by any other name would still smell like sh*t. So does your question.

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jkgrandma
jkgrandma Answered:

You know, I couldn't care less about your anonymous advertising ~ and let's make no mistake about it, you ARE advertising. In fact, you're the same asshole who periodically gets on here and posts pseudo 'questions' about "skid marks," "toilet paper," "cleanliness" and the like.

Guess what? I don't give a shit about your bidet seats and neither does anyone else. If anyone wants to buy a damn bidet, they'll go to Lowes or Home Depot and choose what suits them. If they'd rather keep clean the usual way, it's called "a shower and a washcloth."

P.S. I've known about bidets since shortly after I could walk. Perhaps the reason you're so stuck on them is because your mommy didn't toilet train you properly. If you were too poor to have a bidet, perhaps she should have taught you how to use a tabo. No shit, no skid marks. Sorry you didn't learn that in time to help you be able to keep a spouse. Maybe you should switch from tighty whities to black or brown boxers. Less chance the evidence will be visible, don't you know.

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