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goldfish Asked:

Want some laughter.

What is your favorite joke?

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IsabellaLily
IsabellaLily Answered:

why did the chicken cross the road?  hahahaa, just kidding.

A man (or woman) who won't die for something is not fit to live. -Martin Luther King Jr.
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lyndon
lyndon Answered:

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always . lol

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goldfish
goldfish Answered:

That's a good one. Thanx

What's the difference between a 16 inch pizza and a bass player?

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Big Hairy Biker
Big Hairy Biker Answered:

Allah met Osama bin Laden at the gates and said come on in.  Osama looked around and said, "Where are my 72 virgins?"

Allah looked at him and said, "Here they are.  Have fun."  Allah slithered off, snickering.

A few days later Osama starts pounding on Allah's door.  "These gals are sixty years old, uglier than a dirt road, bad tempered, obnoxious, and stupid!  They scream at me day and night and you talk about smell nasty!"

Allah looked at him and said, "Why do you think they are still virgins?"

Love God with all your heart and your neighbor like your self. What is so hard about that?
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Stanley Pembroke
Stanley Pembroke Answered:

Osama has met Allah by now, and it must have been fun to see Allah slam Osama into the cave, then lock the door, snickering. 

Out of the wall came the ghost of George Washington, who then pasted him up side the head with a right hook that would flatten a stevedore.  Fifteen minutes of pummeling later, Washington faded back into the wall.

Then out came the ghost of Alexander Hamilton.  An hour of pounding later, Osama looked pretty ragged.

Allah came by for a short visit.  "How are you doing, Osama?"

"Allah be merciful!  I was supposed to get 72 virgins!"

"I think you may have misunderstood, Osama," said Allah.  "I said you'd get 72 VIRGINIANS!"  Allah laughed.  "Now, allow me to introduce you to Ulysses S. Grant . . .."

We learn from history that we learn nothing from history: those who refuse to learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
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