Posted by Snake please eat me 1 year ago In:

environment, funieral

Does anyone want to bury me alive

I would like to to be buried alive because I can't find a snake to eat me. Unless you have one then cOntact me. I would like to be buried in really deep wet dirt and not be inside a coffin.

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Ol' Yeddar Answered:

Hey, I'm sorry about not getting back to you. Slick escaped his confines and slithered out into the street. Got run over by a Yugo. The driver was killed instantly, but Slick held on for several days. And would you believe it. The hydraulics went out on my back hoe after I buried Slick and the Yugo in a common grave. So I won't be able to help you. Again. I don't know if I have met anyone more SOL than you. Perhaps a hero will step in.

Posted 1 year ago

Keep close to Nature's heart... climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.* Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.*One of the widest gaps in human experience is the gap between what we say we want to be and our willingness to discipline ourselves to get there.