I would like to to be buried alive because I can't find a snake to eat me. Unless you have one then cOntact me. I would like to be buried in really deep wet dirt and not be inside a coffin.
Hey, I'm sorry about not getting back to you. Slick escaped his confines and slithered out into the street. Got run over by a Yugo. The driver was killed instantly, but Slick held on for several days. And would you believe it. The hydraulics went out on my back hoe after I buried Slick and the Yugo in a common grave. So I won't be able to help you. Again. I don't know if I have met anyone more SOL than you. Perhaps a hero will step in.
I knew that Fruit Roll-Ups was giving free computers to poor African kids, but I wasn't aware that they were giving them to twisted 'tards, as well.
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