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Do you believe in vampires? Why or why not? Don't judge me because I believe strongly in vampires.

Lady Aban Ceaulosevic
Lady Aban Ceaulosevic Answered:

Vampires truly exist.  Romanian history records that there is an enclave of the undead that includes Vlad Tepic.  We consider him a hero for ridding us of the Turks.  His methods were gruesome (if not terrorist) but they worked.

Vlad the Impaler really was a vampire.  However, the trait runs only through his direct family line and both parents must be vampires to produce another vampire. 

Vampires live no longer than other people, they come down with diseases more common to canines and they suffer a 29 to 36 day cycle of mental highs and lows.  Today we call it bi-polar disorder.

During the Soviet years, the descendants of Vlad Tepic were systematically hunted down and executed by the KGB.  None were known to have escaped and many who were falsely identified as his descendants were also killed.

There are those who would kill modern vampires, not because of a supposed taint, but because they hope the Soviet Union will think highly of them for doing it if the Soviets ever regain power.

 

If you do not master your destiny, it will master you.
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BloodBath
BloodBath Thinks this answer is Helpful:

Thank You Mystic!!! You have a brain unlike many of these hethans!!!Laughing
 
Anonymous
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I resent people who critique my choice of beverage and sleeping quarters..You slackers have no idea how hard it is trying to live a good clean life when all you hear is"Hey,You SUCK."Pitching fresh vics off rooftops onto passing gondolas over the last quarter of century or so ago inspired that dude who wrote Drained wops keep fallin on me head",so we aren`t all bad if you look at it that way.
 
BloodBath
BloodBath Thinks this answer is Helpful:

Anonymous, U RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughing
 
Anonymous
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I will say that leftists can be a pain in the neck.  However a dose of penicillin and wringing the vampire's spindly neck is a proven cure.

 

Failing that, use a poke with a silver needle, a jab through the heart with a wooden stake, and a cream pie in the face, to render a vampire human once more:

 

You know, a stick, a stake, and a schtick!
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