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How do i become a vampire because i really want to become one?

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geoffbeneze
geoffbeneze Answered:

The first thing you can do is start living in the real world. There are no vampires, just people who pretend to be. 

Vampire bats exist, and they're rabies carriers. 

GIVE a man a fish and you feed him for a day. TEACH a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. SADLY, most fishermen are afraid to touch the worm.
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gothgirl
gothgirl Answered:

don henrie is a vampire but hes real?

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geoffbeneze
geoffbeneze Answered:

Maybe you need to take a shot at defining what a 'vampire' really is. What makes you think this Don Henrie is a vampire?

He's an actor and electronics tech. 

 

GIVE a man a fish and you feed him for a day. TEACH a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. SADLY, most fishermen are afraid to touch the worm.
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heyheyzhone
heyheyzhone Answered:

u cant!!!!!!! theres no such thing omj!!!!!!!

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Samantha
Samantha Answered:

if there were a way... trust me, id be a vampire right now.... EDWARD FOREVER!!!! lol

but there are real vampires..... not immortal, but those who drink blood because of medical problems or just drink blood because theyre creeps

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geoffbeneze
geoffbeneze Answered:

but there are real vampires..... not immortal, but those who drink blood because of medical problems or just drink blood because theyre creeps"

Maybe, Samantha, you TOO would like to take a shot a defining "vampire". 

Those deficient in red blood cells do NOT restore them by drinking blood, that's movie crap and always has been. RBC's are restored by a variety of medications and if necessary blood transfusions (no drinking)

Those who drink blood to be kewl are, pure and simple, morons who have let movies and TV dictate their 'reality'. 

So, evidently, being phony is a form of kewl now days. VERY different from what we thought was cool. 

GIVE a man a fish and you feed him for a day. TEACH a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. SADLY, most fishermen are afraid to touch the worm.
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Samantha
Samantha Answered:

i never said they were drinking it to restore blood cells, but there are some medical diseases where that factor has become an issue

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geoffbeneze
geoffbeneze Answered:

"i never said they were drinking it to restore blood cells, but there are some medical diseases where that factor has become an issue"

Evidently, then, I need to take some more nursing courses (after 30 years) and a remedial reading course as well. 

Of course, it's also (remotely) possible that you may need to learn a bit about what you're jabbering BEFORE hand. 

"but those who drink blood because of medical problems or just drink blood because theyre creeps"

You see, 'medical problems' that might cause one to be thought of as a vampire was a red cell deficiency. Drinking blood has been traditional ritual in many, many cultures, but it has NOT been a cure (or a 'true' cure) for any 'medical problems.'

GIVE a man a fish and you feed him for a day. TEACH a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. SADLY, most fishermen are afraid to touch the worm.
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