True Christians, isn't this one lovely Christian video?

My dear true Christian friends,

 

It has been a wonderful and warm day today, which made me want to share with you this video by a Christian preacher.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgTQKHMHvKA

 

Mr Pleasant Preacher is one of the hardest preaching fellows out there, and he surely does get the heathens to listen.

 

Reverend Cooper

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I reckon if he didn't get the heathens to listen, he wouldn't have an audience.

Keep close to Nature's heart... climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.* Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.*One of the widest gaps in human experience is the gap between what we say we want to be and our willingness to discipline ourselves to get there.

The poor man is mentally ill.

"True christians" are apparently only those christians who agree with the Reverends views about Jesus.   

True Christians are those that are Saved and unconditionally believe and follow the Christian (AKJV 1611) Bible.  All others are satanists and will go to hell. Matthew 12:30

 

Reverend Cooper

1 Cor 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

RC-

I seem to have missed where in the Beatitudes where Jesus said, "Blessed are the readers of the AKJV, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven."

Maybe it was in one of the Paulin epistles? He who doesn't read the AKJV is like a man who looks in the mirror and says WTF?

Here are some "satanic" versions of Mat.12:30-

If you are not on my side, you are against me. If you don't gather in the harvest with me, you scatter it.  CEV

 Anyone who is not with Me is against Me, and anyone who does not gather with Me scatters. HCSB

He who is not with Me is against Me, and he who does not gather with Me scatters abroad. NKJV

"He who is not with Me is against Me; and he who does not gather with Me scatters. NASB

Keep close to Nature's heart... climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.* Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.*One of the widest gaps in human experience is the gap between what we say we want to be and our willingness to discipline ourselves to get there.

Since the KJV wasn't even published until the 1600's, I guess even the Apostles were not christians in the mind of the Reverend?     

Positively entertaining!!!

"Taken from the movie "Titanic" "A woman dies with many secrets in her heart"

ESTEEMED REV COOPER, THIS IS INDEED A GOOD VIDEO!

Rev Coop,

The true Christian is always happy to glance the AOL Answers web site and find your contribution relative to the importance of the Christian lifestyle.   I often preach this myself, much like James the Preacher, when I stand on top of my Mercedes-Benz S500 with a bullhorn preaching to the satanic runaways at the local Greyhound bus station.  When doing it in such a violent manner and with the Bible in hand I helped save many of these ungodly young women, especially those from Iowa, Utah, and assorted moronic Mormons from W. Virginia. 

 

As you know, when the T-man puts his preaching talents to work, it is impossible to not hear the true message of the Gospel.  It is only the most dumbfounded heathens, of the like represented within this glorious question post, that do not get it!  Praise the Baby Jesus! 

 

Relative to James the Preacher and his preaching on the subject of the second-class citizen, the woman, he couldn't be more on the mark!  Indeed our Bible has many verses relative to the sister of Eve being secondary to any man.  If you haven't done so, you need to consider to include this video on that DVD you are putting together for women's instruction.  Make sure that you do not forget any of my sermons either.

 

In the name of the Savior hung on the Cross,

Brother Tony

Always enlightening the dumbfounded heathen!

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