It is now time to emigrate if you are a responsible adult.

I saw this way before he was elected (which is also why I told my friends and family not to vote for him). Now Americans have really screwed themselves.

Obama Illustrates Healthcare Reform by Peeing in the Pool

Red Square

8/4/2009, 3:39 pm

Today the state-run AP published a story "White House uses Web against Drudge attack." The original title was "White House attacks Drudge for using Web," but loyalty to the Hope&Change™ brand prevailed.

The article links to a White House blog post in which Linda Douglass, the disinformation director for the White House’s Health Reform Office, debunks all gloomy predictions by repeating Obama's sunny promises.

She shows a video of Obama at the AARP meeting saying, "Here's a guarantee that I've made: If you have insurance that you like, then you'll be able to keep that insurance." Which is like saying, "If I pee in the pool in which you are swimming, I guarantee that the water around you will not be affected." See illustration below.

Linda Douglass explained to the masses that Obama's opponents are simply "People with a computer and a lot of free time."

Which means that these people's minds are not at work while they are arguing Obama's reform - they are just automatically doing what anyone would do given access to a computer and too much free time. It also means that Obama would have less opposition, if the government limited access to computers and the peasants spent more time digging beets for the common good instead of using the Web.

This also highlights the problem the country faces with its pensioners, who have way too much free time on their hands. And this is why we need this healthcare reform - to drastically reduce the number of scoundrels whose idle hands are a menace to our glorious progress towards the brighter future.


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