The last will and testament of John Wilson. I leave to my wife, Patricia, all my worldly goods except:
To Barrack Obama, I leave my subscription to The Limbaugh Letter.
To Harry Reid, I leave my subscription to Playboy (and hope the gay little twit has the sense to look at the pictures).
To Bill Clinton, my bong (and instructions how to inhale)! Can you imagine anyone stupid enough to get a joint and not inhale?
To Hillary Clinton, my wife's subscription to Playgirl (and hope she has the sense to look at the pictures).
To Idiot Pelosi: an IRS Audit.
To Al Sharpton: a case of hemmorhoids installed by "Big Nasty" McGoon who was just released from prison as a danger to the other queers.
To "anonymous," a long needed brain transplant.