How high is up? What color is purple? When is 5:27 PM yesterday? If it gets cold at the north and south poles, then why do people born in Wroclaw stay so warm most of the year? How many legs on a ...
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Posted by Ollie 6 days ago
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During a recent debate, both Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney supported getting rid of bilingual ballots when the topic was brought up by the moderator Do you think ballots should be in English only ...
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I'm telling you, it is a definite conspiracy! 1. The paranoids are out to get me! 2. The Government is installing mind control chips in leftist liberals to make sure they remain gibbering idiots ...
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Is there a way out of the mothers curse? When I was two years old my mother put a curse on me. She said that if I lived long enough to have kids they would act the way I did. That is too ...
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I have begun to hate Planet Earth. I have been stuck in this boring little rathole for the last 145 years. Every time I go into something that looks interesting (say a good old sawdust on the floor ...
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What time is, now? I used to get up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons, but dad said it was too early and besides they weren't on at 2:00 A.M., after the bar threw him out again . . .. I ...
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Dear Santa: 1. I don't want a toy train: I want AMTRAK to run on time for a change. 2. Please, can you put a knob on TV sets that will improve the brightness? Whoever writes most of that drivel ...
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Was it something I said? A week ago I began dating Lorena when her father arrived, asking about my intentions. "Purely honorable, sir." "Okay, how do you vote?" "I am a registered and voting ...
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Let's get really scary this halloween! Everyone has had it with these cutesypie "little scares" that you get from a movie that features bloody-looking makeup and like that. That doesn't scare me in ...
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The Detective went to the atheist's house and found a cold locked room. The only one in the house then was the stodgy butler, Froome. The maid returned and gasped aloud that the old man must have died ...
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Is this an important characteristic for a president?
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Posted by QOTD 5 months ago
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It is said that Vogon poetry is the third worst in the universe. Even so, some of the poetry we have heard from Vogon Impersonators is extremely funny. Like Elvis, the impersonators are usually ...
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Want to read some short stories ? funny..suspense..thriller..horror..etc something for everyone (over 18) go the www.fictionpress.com and check out the writer who calls himself...slave to the voices ...
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President at the Bat? Viewers may better understand this clip if you knew the original poem upon which this is based - "Casey at the Bat" by Ernest Thayer - often considered one of baseball's ...
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passportwhy do you need to send in orginial forms instead of copies. Born in cuba and this is the only copy and it is translated in english.. What if it is lost there is no way I could get another ...
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Posted by mary 6 months ago
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Chili recipes from Hell . . . Montana. 1 East African Bull Elephant or a Montana Jackalope (or substitute 5,000 pounds ground beef) 1,000 ounces chili powder. 3,000 pounds pinto beans. 3,000 #303 ...
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My father was in Vero Beach. He passed away Monday. He and his ex-wife jointly owned the property the trailer was on, but my father was solely on the deed to the home. His exwife produced paper to the ...
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Proposed 28th amendment to the Constitution. "No person may run for the office of the President of the United States unless said person has: 1. Atained the age of 35 years, fourteen years a ...
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Now forming: new chapters of Punsters Unanimous. Terminal Paronomasia is a literary disorder that causes punsters to so irritate sober minded editors that they want to form lynch mobs to get the ...
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Why boys need parents ? 1 Copied 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ...
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