When do you suppose Humanity would finally run out of poop?

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When Bin Laden, Saddam, Gadhafi and Hitler throw snowballs from their igloo forts.

I'm guessing it will coincide with your demise.

It will be a long, long time after Bidet Head stops spamming here.

Humanity isn't afraid of poop like you are, Bidet Boy. Go stick your head in your toilet & give yourself a swirly.

As long as we have food to eat it will come out the other end.  We have shared food (and much more) with the hardest hit nations on the planet as it is the humanitarian nature of Americans to do so.

But:

If we are reduced to poverty, unemployment, starvation, and general malaise, then those whom we helped merely starve to death and curse the lunatics who denied them what we sent before.

Therefore:

Expect leftists to cheer the suffering and death of all thew children we once fed because they hate children as badly as all leftists do.

"Think this through with me. Let me know your mind! All I want to know. Is, are you kind?" Jerry Garcia, Touch of Grey (Grateful Dead).

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