"All spiritual truth comes from spirit, not poisonous plants that only make you incurably dysfunctional."
Isn't that the truth, this plant tends to ignore all the hateful comments being made by protestants.
Could you possibly shorten them down to one liners?
Better yet why can't you show the world a little love once in a while and be more like the catholics?
"Crime studies prove that atheists are the most disgusting prison cult in the history of inveterate recidivism."
Of course, atheists are only uneducated barbarians so they play games to prove that they are all uneducated barbarians, but is there anything we have better cause to ridicule than boring stereotypical uneducated atheist barbarians?
Typical, typical, typical.