IF YOU MADE A SONG ABOUT YEDDA, how would the words go?

You've got questions?

We've got answers!

You'll find friends here,

And perhaps a little bit more.

We've got crazies,

We've got loonies,

We've got psychos,

Wait, we've got even more!

You will stay up all night,

The type will blur on sight,

Yet you'll come back for more.

Yes, it's astonishing,

The tripe some questions bring,

You won't believe it's true.

You'll find fanatics and

Members of one man band,

You'll think you're in a zoo.

Then all at once while you are typing,

You'll lose your answer to an 'Oops!'

You'll scream and pull your hair,

But Yedda doesn't care,

They know you're stuck inside its loop!

Stolen from I've Got Rhythm and I Could Have Danced All Night

Jk, one word..............awesome.

Haha!  Love it JK!

To Y.M.C.A.? Okay, you asked for it...

(I did not write as many verses as they wrote, but I did write this ~ so copywrite it as mine and attribute it to me!)

Here ya go:

Yedda, it's a place you can join

I said Yedda, it's a place you can 'loin'

I said Yedda, it's got answers galore

There's no need to go on searchin'.

Online, there's a place you can go

You'll get answers from the folks in the know

Pick a screen name and you'll find in the end

Folks who will become your good friends.

Ask or answer at Y-E-D-D-A

Ask or answer at Y-E-D-D-A

If you wanna ask things that you know are so lame

Be a 'Newbie,' don't give your name.

Ask or answer at Y-E-D-D-A

Ask or answer at Y-E-D-D-A

You can make an icon

You can choose a screen name

You don't have to feel any shame.

Yeddai, that's what you want to be

I said Yedda, you can sign up for free

I said Yedda, it's for you and for me

All you have to know is typing.

Online, you may find a new home

I said Yedda, you may not want to roam

Once you are there, you may just want to stay

Click click clicking your day away.

Ask or answer at Y-E-D-D-A

Ask or answer at Y-E-D-D-A

If it's facts that you lack, or opinions you need

All you have to do is take heed.

Ask or answer at Y-E-D-D-A

Ask or answer at Y-E-D-D-A

It won't cost you a cent

Good for kids or parents

You may feel it was heaven sent.

Confused? Then you know what to do

Join Yedda! And then you won't feel so blue

Find answers! To all that's been bugging you

You know what I say is so true.

When I came to Yedda I knew

There were people who belonged in the zoo

Still I liked it, it was fun in a way

So I visited every day.

Ask or answer at Y-E-D-D-A

Ask or answer at Y-E-D-D-A

It won't matter a bit if you don't have a clue

Someone will know just what to do.

Y-E-D-D-A
Y-E-D-D-A
Y-E-D-D-A

Oh Yedda you're so fine

You're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Yedda . . . . .Hey Yedda

Oh Yedda you're so fine

You're so fine you blow my mind

Hey Yedda . . . . .  Hey Yedda

Oh Yedda you're so much bedda

Than the other sites

You're glitchy and you're crude and your font is never right

Oh Yedda we'd be deada

If you didn't shine your light

It's sites like you Yedda!!!

That make us ask Yedda,task Yedda

and answer questions Yedda!!

Go Yedda!!

Sung to the tune of Swanee:

Yedda, how I love you, how I love you,

My dear old Yedda,

You have good folks to see,

And lots of dumb Newbies,  N-E-W-B-I-E-S

Are asking

Stupid questions

Putrid questions

Why do we answer?

The folks at yedda will

See us again

Cause we are hooked on that yedda name!

Sparky's Mom

To the tune of "Brick House"

Oh it's a question, house!! 

It's mighty mighty, letting it all hang out,

It's a, question house

The site is packed, and that's a fact,

the newbies ain't holdin back!!

It knows it's got everything

A site needs to answer a man

How can it be used, to spread abuse

At newbies and spammers hands!!

The new look it wears, it's Chexy ways,

Makes a man friends for all the days

But I know it's good, and I sign on with ease

though the stupidity can bring a grown man to his knees!!

Oh it's a question!!! Site!! 

Ask it now, ask it now, ask it now now, ask it now , ask it now, ask it now now.

Ha!! JK, and Skitch, you always crack me up!! Nice. Anna, good one!

To the tune of All My Rowdy Friends by Hank Jr... aka the Monday Night Football Song lol

I got Newbie’s asking questions that I dont understand
It’s hard to be nice, without any plan!
I got pro-askers asking 50 million stupid things
And real people asking every thing in between

I got ta get ready,  get to Yedda tonight
All my Yedda friends will be here, that’s right!
 
Do you wanna ask?
Do you wanna answer?
Do ya wanna muti-task
Let’s get this thing  started

I got friends that can laugh
I got friends that get mean
I got friends that can do both and
Everything in between
 
 
We got the keyboard in our hands
The mouse on the side
Yeah all my Yedda friends are
Gonna be here tonight
 
 
My computer’s set up
Over here at my pad
It’s got the mother load
So don’t make me mad
I’ve got friends that’ll help
If I get in a bind
And ones that’ll yell 
Whether or not you mind
 
We got a thread we’re all on
And it’s  made for 10
But you can run out
Or you can run in
You can say what you want
But please understand
Don’t you dare  mess with these wo wo women!
 
Do you wanna ask?
Do you wanna answer?
This is Rockin Ramblin Jada
Ready to play at Yedda
 
We got our keyboards in our hands
The mouse on the side
Yeah all my Yedda friends are here
So be here, that’s right!