They're nearly as horrible as your armpits, but no match at all for your breath.
Smells like cheese, taste like chicken. Why don't you try one?
As a native American (most of us are lactose intolerant to some extent) they can be pretty damn bad. Heard the expression something crawled up in you and died? Yeah, that bad. That doesn't mention the severe stomach cramps you get.
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