Behold, it is written in the Book of Anne Southern:
1:1. A woman shall not do anything with another woman that she should do with her hubby with the doors closed, lest the neighbors think she is weird.
1:2. A man shall not do with another man what he does not do with Wifey because she shall find out about it and apply the Lorena Bobbit procedure -- with a dull cleaver!
1:3. A man shall not look lasciviously at another woman unless he wants to move up one octave in the choir.
1:4. A woman shall not cheat unless she desires to be shot.
1:5. Playing around either way before marriage shall result in both families poking shotguns in the kids backs and the preacher saying, "Are you people all out of your minds?"
Rocmike I am truly impressed. Only 4 hours of posting under Southern, Dr. Kelly and Anonymous. It was almost like you haven't posted today. I hope you found a hobby or something else to keep you busy. You will find that life isn't that bad and you may come away with a better outlook.