Anne Southern
Anne Southern Answered:

Behold, it is written in the Book of Anne Southern:

1:1.  A woman shall not do anything with another woman that she should do with her hubby with the doors closed, lest the neighbors think she is weird.

1:2.  A man shall not do with another man what he does not do with Wifey because she shall find out about it and apply the Lorena Bobbit procedure -- with a dull cleaver!

1:3.  A man shall not look lasciviously at another woman unless he wants to move up one octave in the choir.

1:4.  A woman shall not cheat unless she desires to be shot.

1:5.  Playing around either way before marriage shall result in both families poking shotguns in the kids backs and the preacher saying, "Are you people all out of your minds?"

To be born free is a gift. To live free is a privilege. To die free is our duty.
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Rocmike I am truly impressed. Only 4 hours of posting under Southern, Dr. Kelly and Anonymous. It was almost like you haven't posted today. I hope you found a hobby or something else to keep you busy. You will find that life isn't that bad and you may come away with a better outlook.
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