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Is santa real?

Is santa real

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riddler
riddler Answered:

yup, had a beer or two with him just last night

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tiptopmanager
tiptopmanager Answered:

Darn that riddler for stealing my answer.

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Femalesoldier
Femalesoldier Answered:

Yes!  He is as real as moms and dads.

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hello5
hello5 Answered:

No.  Here is proof. 

-All signatures of Santa are different, necause your parents write them.

-Presents from Santa didnt start until the poem Twas the Night Before Christmas  happened in the 19th Century.

-He would have to visit 1300 houses a second, and make 8.5 Million toys a day.

-Short elves with squeky voices, thats a gimme.

-Tha Magnetic North pole is always moving, so he would have to be at the north pole, wheree there actually is a pole.  Its in Canada which has been explored by the Inuit people.

So is Santa real, no.  But the message is. 

 

By the way, anybody that believes, try to proove me wrong.  What, is he invisible, thats a lame answer and frankly its childish.

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True Narnian
True Narnian Answered:

No! look at your toys, doesn't it say 'made in china'? your parents are gone more in December then they are any other month right? your parents have been lying to you!

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