Dear Santa: 1. I don't want a toy train: I want AMTRAK to run on time for a change. 2. Please, can you put a knob on TV sets that will improve the brightness? Whoever writes most of that drivel ...
Could we all assemble around the White House with bagpipe, ocarina, harmonica, and accordions (all slightly out of tune) and sing for Obatty? here is the song I'd like to start with............