Question for real Christians: which Christian colleges have graduate programs in Creation Sciences?

Your church has a membership of one;  You!

Asshole!!

You mean science like Fred-Flintstone-riding-a-dinosaur science? Creation Museum science?

I am sure the lad in question can find a way to print up a diploma from some diploma mill online. The result will be the same. A pretty certificate to hang on a wall and an empty head.

there's no such thing as "creation science", and a degree in it isn't worth the paper it's written on.

Also. What do you plane on doing with a Degree in Creation Science?

Hell, he can't do anything with Christianity.

Who woud think that deranged atheists coud pass ASFAB, GCT, or SAT? 

Alas, we have to consider that atheists really do need remedial math to work sixth grade math problems.

I only wish that I could pity these layabouts and bigots who are fool enough to join such a dimbulb cult as atheism.

The only class I know that unites faith and science is abnormal psychology.

ILLUSTRIOUS REVEREND COOPER,

Relative to your question, I contacted my friends at the Institute for Creation Research.  They are all upstanding Christians who each have an enormous presence in the true Christian community.  In fact, several of them joined me recently on my evangelical trip to the State of Nevada with my Silver State Ministries, where we helped Save many harlots and teenage runaways in the name of the Lord.

What they all wholeheartedly recommended is for your preacher boy to become a sleeper agent for the Lord, and a Baraminologist.  As you may know Baraminology is true Christian science that describes living things and beings based on how they were created.  To put it simply, so that you don't get yourself confused, it is a science that classifies all plants, animals, and bacteria into living kinds called baramins.  Ok?  OK!  The system gets much more sophisticated, and requires real scientists to understand it and teach it.  Suffice to say that it can even differentiate between human races, as explained at CreationWiki, to wit: "For example, Humans are a holobaramin, but a group containing only Caucasians and Negroes is not a holobaramin since it excludes other races."  Get it?

As true Christians we have long known that this wonderful science needs to be taught in every school with our Christian country.  Yet, it has been difficult to accomplish with false Christians, in the name only, and Jews, running our education.  This is where your boy can come in.  All he has to do is get into one of the most elite schools in the country.  For example, Yale.  He doesn't need to work too hard, all he's gotta do is get a simple Ph.D.  At the same time, he can cladestinely join the Baraminology Study Group where he will study real science, so that he can spread this knowledge further once he achieves prominence by getting his Ph.D.  He can also pastor a church on weekend to bring in extra income. 

Anyway, I sure hope this gives you some right ideas, and Brother T isn't proverbially pissing in the Mississippi to change it's direction when relaying this information.

In the name of the Savior,

Brother Tony