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How can I get myself to poop out SO MUCH that I would NEVER have to poop, EVER again?

How can I get myself to poop out SO MUCH that I would NEVER have to poop, EVER again?

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Lenny
Lenny Answered:

Stop eating. No food = no digesting, no digesting = no waste byproducts, no waste byproducts = no poop.

Of course then you'd die, but then we'll all be better off because you won't have to whine about poop and we won't have to see you do it.

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