The myth of Santa Claus does a terrible disservice to the truth: the birth of Christ. Christ gave hard-Corps Marines like me enough of a soft side to hold my fire when the enemy surrenders. That is ...
Dear Santa: 1. I don't want a toy train: I want AMTRAK to run on time for a change. 2. Please, can you put a knob on TV sets that will improve the brightness? Whoever writes most of that drivel ...