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Does anyone have a pet snake that would love to eat me? I am 95 pound juicy human that would like to become snake food

Does anyone have a big snake that would love to eat me? I'm 95 pound juicy human and wants to become snake food. I don't care where the snake starts consuming me.

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Bonestructure
Bonestructure Answered:

I seriously doubt that any private individual has an anaconda that large. I'm not even sure any zoos have them. They just don't grow that large in captivity. However, you could take a vacation to the Amazon river where you are quite likely to meet an anaconda that large swimming around. If the crocs or piranha don't get you first.

Mind you, it's not a pleasant fate. They don't eat you alive generally. The coil around you and squeeze until you can't breath and suffocate and every bone in your body is crushed. On, and they bite you a few times along the way. Very painful. But hey, different strokes. Who am I to stand in the way of your demented ambition. Better than looking for a cannibal to eat you.

If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, then that makes me a burning truck filled with TNT hurtling through a rocket fuel depot.
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Ol' Yeddar
Ol' Yeddar Answered:

I am afraid that you would have my pet indigestion. Sorry.

Keep close to Nature's heart... climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.* Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.*One of the widest gaps in human experience is the gap between what we say we want to be and our willingness to discipline ourselves to get there.
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Snake please eat me
Snake please eat me Answered:

Still need snake to eat me

Snake, please eat me!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
Anonymous Answer:

Judy Ann (Sparky's Mom) Rackouski has a pet snake that eats her, she named it Duhddave. He will eat you if she tells it to.

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