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Are people more unpleasant when they don't have access to bidets?

Are people more unpleasant when they don't have access to bidets?

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I HAVE DISCOVERED WHAT ALL PEOPLE WITH UNPLEASANT ATTITUDES HAVE IN COMMON: THEY DO NOT HAVE BIDETS IN THEIR RESTROOMS!

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Also, if you respond here unpleasantly, I would have to bet that you do not have bidets either. Otherwise you would sound far friendlier, now wouldn't you? 

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I suspect it has something to do with the flushing-out of our stress hormones from our bodies. Without a bidet to wash our bowels from the inside-out, less stress hormone gets flushed out, hence affects us even more.

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Stress hormones, I have learned, also causes weight-gain. IS IT NO WONDER THAT AMERICA HAS A FAR BIGGER OBESITY RATE THAN BOTH FRANCE AND JAPAN? Think about it!

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Lenny
Lenny Answered:

Your theory is full of shit, Bidet Boy. You are the most unpleasant person I know and you spend hours every day with a bidet up your butt. 

Get a life, get some help, get lost.

Go peddle your pleasant potty replacements somewhere else.

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MGySgt Edward S. Renner USMC
MGySgt Edward S. Renner USMC Answered:

Considering that leftists and muslims are age thirty before they are housebroken, then I don't know that it matters.

Lois Lerner, head of the Internal Revenue Service’s tax-exempt organizations office, said at a hearing into the IRS's targeting of conservative groups on Wednesday, May 22 that she has done nothing wrong but declined to answer lawmakers' questions, invoked her constitutional right against self-incrimination. (Video: AP) So it always has been with the Democrat political machine.
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