Generally, a noose is made of rope. Faced with the need for a noose and no rope, people have used fabric, power cords, belts and other items.
A noose can also refer to the running loop in a lasso, or a running loop in a piece of cable, either is used to tie a line or cable to another object.
No noose is good noose.
As a means of execution, hanging is one of the most humane because it is the quickest and most sure. Murderers and terrorists deserve hanging to be sure but I believe that we need to use other means of capital punishment if only to fit the crime.
Leftist college students: death by slow boredom. The use of Teletubbies and Barney and Friends may be sadistic but I believe it is appropriate.
Rightist college students must endure the drivel of leftists with the same result: death by slow boredom.
Harvard engineering students must endure a semester at Dartmouth.
Politicians must go to the front of combat every time they contemplate a war.
Used car salesmen must endure their same ridiculous drivel that they use on customers: "those dents and that rust only prove how sturdy the car really is . . .."
Door-to-door salesmen must stand just inside the threshold as I slam the door -- very hard.
Advertising writers must endure their glop 24-7 until they lapse into a coma.
Cat collectors must endure the same treatment they gave the animals.
Nerds must learn to celebrate with party animals.
Newlyweds must eat their own cooking.
Engineering bull-pen despots must exist on the goo that slurps out of the coffee machine until they install one that brews drinkable coffee!
Mr. Suffolk, are you out of your mind? Are you going to ask for a machine that brews acceptable coffee in an engineering bullpen?
Come to think of it, one in the faculty loungs with a button that, for an additional $2.50, would inject half a shot of Courvossier VSOP in that steaming cup of joe would make a great deal of sense . . ..
I keep thinking that decent coffee down here would be an anomaly. Once I spilled a cup of the sludge they serve here on the rock and it nearly started an earthquake!
Of course, by the same token, when Scots unceremoniously dump Hagises into the water, sharks take a sniff, turn green, splash the disgusting thing back aboard the ship, and flee to less polluted water!
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