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New definitions for musical instruments. Accordion: "An ill wind that nobody blows good." Autoharp: "A string instrument that the Geneva Convention forbids -- for good reason." Banjo: (See ...

I keep thinking the phonograph is an implement of torture, considering that most of the vinyl disks available for them are disco . . ..

Were you aware that there is soon to be a noise control ordinance that forbids karaoke?  If not, we need one -- very badly!

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