New definitions for musical instruments.
Accordion: "An ill wind that nobody blows good." Autoharp: "A string instrument that the Geneva Convention forbids -- for good reason." Banjo: (See ...
I keep thinking the phonograph is an implement of torture, considering that most of the vinyl disks available for them are disco . . ..
Were you aware that there is soon to be a noise control ordinance that forbids karaoke? If not, we need one -- very badly!