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how does modern day christian theology explain and rectify the existence of the prehistoric periods of dinosaurs, wooley-tooth mammoths, and other creatures with story of God's creation?

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Straight from the missing books of the Bible, the answer that you have been waiting to hear!

God was running a daycare and got an extra truckload of Play Dough. Since He had sent UPS to hell, this was the first time, He gave it to the kids and the kids made lots of big bones. GOD had a thot. He buried the bones in various strata of His newly created earth and to this day He still chuckles about the big joke on all the archeologists.

Sigh. If I could only insert a Share Button with this answer.

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Keep close to Nature's heart... climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.* Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.*One of the widest gaps in human experience is the gap between what we say we want to be and our willingness to discipline ourselves to get there.