Have you met Jesus.?

I started reading the New Testament and I met Jesus He gave me a lot of great tips, but I still didn’t believe in God.

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I only met him once, on the flying saucer with Elvis and Ben Franklin. It was casual Friday as I remember. Ben was wearing his shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. Elvis made us all peanut butter and banana sammiches. Jesus liked that, cause he's a vegetarian.

If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, then that makes me a burning truck filled with TNT hurtling through a rocket fuel depot.

I met Him too and he gave me some great carpentry tips.

I didn’t believe in God. I met Jesus from my ascended masters,  He also gave me a lot of great tips. Jesus told me that when man becomes conscious of his true Self,  that Self is God...My search for God was over, the light was on; I became conscious of my true Self, I understood with spiritual vision, that  My Self is God

Congratulations to all 3 of you, carpenter tips, banana sammiches,self knowledge....Life is Good Indeed!

3 of God's greatest gifts to man.

We do have our ways of knowing, don't we.

3 of God's greatest gifts to man?? Why, that would be, Njoy, jameslee, and ivan.

Sparky's Mom, you are slipping.  You are now using the same icon to harass Njoy with that you used to make your Pa's account to harass Pa's wife.  

Either you're slipping or you just no longer care that people know it's you. Maybe it's some of both.  Tsk, tsk.

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