Something similar happened when I rear-ended Dr. Kelly's asshole and burst his hemorrhoids.  I had to immediately get in there and pack his hole very tightly so that there is no movement for at least 10 minutes.  His ass stopped hurting soon, but I did get sore.  We then went to the hospital and asked for a doctor who was not an atheist or a Muslim.  We got a nice Christian doctor who was very understanding of the situation, and patched Dr. Kelly's ass, and also gave me lubricant so that it doesn't happen in the future.

 

Rock on!

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