How do the Marines take a shit?
I wonder whether the Marines have even SEEN bidets in their lives! Seems like they're the LAST branch of the military that will have bidets installed!
I hope they ...
Bidet Boy's back? Hey Bidet Boy, maybe they make shit-fearing pansies like you do the dirty work for them. Ten-hut! Present hand. Forward, wipe!
I have my doubts about these people. I just graduated boot camp. I haven't gotten the green worn off of me yet. One of these days I will get salty. When I do I guess I'll have the same attitude as any other Fleet Marine. I hope I do anyway.