How to get marijuana out of your system fast.

so i have been reading through some of the things people have said about drinking vinegar to get marijuana out of your system. i need to know what really works. i have a test in a week and a day. and i NEED it out of my system. the last time i smoked was yesterday. i have heard nonflushable niacin pills work, high dose asprin, vinegar, pickle juice... so many things, i need something reliable. and someone who knows what they are talking about, who have experienced this. please helppp. =/

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LMFAO ur screwed! try peeing more and stop DOING MARY J WANNA

Staart eating fatty foods and drink lots of fluids,

Marijuana can be in your system for 3 weeks, dear. Better think of a good excuse to postpone the test. Come up with a bad case of the flu or something for a week. Why are you smoking this stuff anyway? Only dopes smoke dope. Don't do that anymore.

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Experts can test hair for marijuana usage.  Most tests will not include testing the hair.  If you want more information see this link http://www.concept420.com/how-long-does-marijuana-stay-system.htm

A friend made the mistake of smoking weed, and had to take a test. A friend recommended drinking the juice from a jar of pickes (vinegar?), and...he tested negative the next day.....who knows?

THC hides out in your fat cells...if you are skinny you should flush very fast if you are chunky it wont show as much.this is what to do.

skinny:drink lots of water up till the day before you test then go to the worst fast food place and add as much fat to your system as you can in one day.the thc cells will be trapped in your fat cells that you just ate.and wont be ready to flush for several days

if you are fat then you will have to seriousely work very hard to either eat more fat and trap what you can or flush the hell out of your system

wellll i smoked yesterday onnly a bowl and i have to be clean by next wednesday

i have the same issue. i only smoked about 2 bowls and i have a drug test coming

tomoro. i didnt know that pickle juice gets it out but i drink it all the time. i drink monsters and pee like crazyy and drinking i pee like every 10 mins..i heard cranberry juice ummm water with vinegar. or just drinking like a 2 litter full of water and you should pee it all out.

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