He requires nothing because he's imaginary. Jesus is a sheep that died accidentally by being nailed up by a shepherd. Luckily he liked vinegar and magicked it into red wine like a second rate conjuror. If the nails offend thee, magic them away you frigging Jesus moron. Ha!

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Rocmike aka American Patriot another sad lonely day and night of blogging under your aliases The Unknown Philosopher, Silver City and anonymous. Hours and hours of posting under different aliases and going to old questions and answers. Have you chosen the aliases you will be posting under today?

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