Give a Liberal a fish, and he'll eat for a day . Teach a Liberal to apply for food stamps and he will eat for a lifetime.

Give a Liberal a fish, and he'll eat for a day . Teach a Liberal to apply for food stamps and he will eat for a lifetime.

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I don't really find this funny.

I really find this true.

Nothng I  can add to that.

I applaud you. 

Lady Darko

The lines are drawn in the sand, the American people are alive and awake, well most anyway. Kick it and call names, Let the Freedom Ring

American Proverb:

      “Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs, contraceptives, and designer Air Jordan shoes…  and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.


I wasn't aware they asked people about their political ideology at the welfare office.

Clearly you have more experience hanging out there then I do.


What I do know is that "Red States" distribute more ebt, and welfare funds then "Blue States", and that "liberals" tend to be higher educated and make more money then conservatives.

Liberals may be for the social safety net.  But it's red state conservatives that are the ones gobbling them down.

Hay. You think I'm crazy? You should hear the voices in my head. Those people have issues.

Android, I agree, the red states do pay out more to the liberals who migrate to those states knowing the money will be there. Example: you think liberal run to broke California?

Does anyone know where far right extremist teabaggers put the wheels to their trailer when they park them? They best place for a teabagger to put their trailer in the trailer park is as close to the mail box as possible. That way they don't have to walk to far to get their government check.

Build a fire for a teabagger and he'll be warm for a day. Set a teabagger on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his short and painful life.

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