The final brteed of dog in tonoght's symposium was bred between a short-legged hunting dog and a Kosher Deli (not to be confused with the Indian city).
This dog is always born with padlocks, hasps, and staples, all over its body and is very popular in Gdansk and Warsaw as it tends to scale bridge supports and light stands! However, it lives on a diet rich in Neufechtel cheese.
It is the result of crossing a pole-lock, with locks and cream cheese on a Beagle!
The rest of you may take your time to figure it out when you get home.