Have you known people who have lived and died without ever having even SEEN a bidet in their lives?
Bidets are very nice, especially at a certain time of the month. I don't ask for such luxuries where simple normalcy will suffice.
However, I reserve the right to form a lynch mob when CERTAIN individuals refuse to lift the lid and return it down when they are done!
Southern did your aliases Rocmike and Chaplain John see them before they died? HA HA HA HA HA HA