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What is the funniest joke you know?

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Once upon a time, a bear and a rabbit lived in an enchanted forest. They were always engaged in some quarrel, till one day a fairy came along and offered them 3 wishes each, if they stopped arguing. They agreed. The fairy asked the bear what he wanted as his 1st wish and he said that he wanted to be the only male bear in the whole forest. His wish was granted. Then, she asked the rabbit what he wanted for his 1st wish, after thinking a little bit, the rabbit said he wanted a motorcycle. Granted. She then asked the bear for his 2nd wish and he said that he had had lots of fun with his 1st wish and now wanted to be the only male bear in the whole country...Wish was granted. She then asked the rabbit what he wanted this second time, and he said he wanted a helmet for his motorcycle. He got his helmet. Now, she asked the bear what he wanted for his last wish and he said euphorically that he wanted to be the only male bear in the whole world...The fairy raised an eyebrow and granted his last wish. Then, she went up to the rabbit and asked him to think carefully about what he wanted as this was his last wish. The rabbit didn't think much and said: "I just want this bear to be gay"...

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Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Saviour?' But Mary didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question . 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' The nun fainted. (Tell me what u think!)

"Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain." "Sure. My ego's had enough time to recover a modicum of dignity. Let's make sure we crush it again before i mistake myself for a god." "Old enough to know better, pissed enough not to care." -Zarek, Acheron, Jaden quotes
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