Did Perez Hilton deserve to have Jessica Simpson yell at him over twitter? Is he really as 'sad' as she says he is?
Here's what I don't get about Perez Hilton (besides ,why is he such an overrated whiner?) why would he go by "Perez Hilton" when Mario Lavandeira is such a great name? It sounds like it should belong to some dark, dashing silent film star or something like that. "Perez Hilton" is just dumb and derivative. "Wait, Paris Hilton did what? Oh, PEREZ Hilton?" Perez Hilton is just an embarrassment to sane, polite, reasonable gay people. There should be a "Go Away Perez Hilton" song like that "Go Away Paris Hilton" one from a few years back.