Help! I haven't had a good laugh for at least an hour!
April 1 is coming and we need to get our April Fool's Day jokes all set up. Pranks, jokes, pun-fights, and such are a moral imperative for the ...
Try substituting Sharp's de-alcoholized beer for the real thing in the picnic cooler. Use TSP and warm water to remove the labels and press on new caps with a bottle capper. The kicker is you tell everyone it is your special home brew that will stun a moose.
Then, when the picnic is over and everyone is acting drunk, tell them that you kept them sober enough not to buy a DWI on the way home.
One smell of clean breath will confirm that you pulled the best April Fool joke in history -- by keeping your friends from getting in serious trouble, hurt, or killed in traffic.
That is an excellent idea!
Allow me to second that! Using an April fool's day prank to protect your friends is truly the American thing to do!
Rocmike why do all of your aliases go to question and answers that are months old? AP-Ladydarko does the same thing. Could it be you are the same poster?
I LIKE Sharp's. All the pleasure of beer and none of the wretched hangovers!