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shelby07 Asked About 'Cure your habitual addiction to smoking by usig chantix quit smoking drug'

Isn't chantix the stop smoking drug that has been removed from the market for causing psychotic conditions in people who take it by the FDA?

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The man without a name Answered:

Those who have tried Chantix and still could not cease smoking must next be subjected to the Vogon anti-smoking program (and may God have mercy on their souls because we won't).

We will allow the smoker his choice of program A or program B, and I heartily recommend program A because it is so much less stressful.

In program A we merely slam the smoker in an air lock and drop him into space, problem solved.

In program B, we subject the smoker to a verse of Vogon poetry with every cigarette until the smoker either suffers a psychotic plummet and becomes a leftist liberal or decides that the threat of Vogon poetry is more than his depleted nervous system can take.

It is effective, but I didn't say it was pleasant.

Leftists exemplify all that is bigoted, weak minded, and hypocritical. Of what use are these lonely old fools?
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BeccaG
BeccaG Answered:

Really tired of all the commercials pushing drugs - what makes them any different from the iligal fellons? I know, they are liecensed. You can stop smoking without patch or prescription drugs. www.kickhabit7days.com

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