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How is it going to end this time?

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She should know that Hefner is such a sexist that marriage will not be a good thing -- to him anyway.

To be born free is a gift. To live free is a privilege. To die free is our duty.

she should know that she can't attract Hefner all the time, marriage is a torment to her.

Why would a pornography magnate want to marry?  He can pick and choose slave girls from his whorehouse, so why does she think she is special?  She will get a rude awakening.

How old is Hefner, anyway?  Early nineties?  Late eighties?  She looks about twenty.

Maybe she hopes to cash in on his billion dollar smut empire.  Gold diggers and sugar daddies .........

Some marriages are made in Heaven. Mine sure was! 

This one was made elsewhere.

To be born free is a gift. To live free is a privilege. To die free is our duty.

In the utterly ruthless world of hard-core pornography, flesh peddlers and prostitutes must be as aggressive and disloyal as sheer depravity can make them.

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The House Bunny (synopsis).
Shelly, a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion as she is over-age at twenty-five.  She has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta.

The members of the sorority - the seven most clueless women on the planet - are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide.  Unfortunately Shelly has become accustomed to plying her sexual allure, both on-camera and behind the scenes - and the sorority girls simply do not have what it takes to compete in this ruthless game: shapely figures, ruthless mindset, and the morals of an alleycat.

Shelly gives them the facts of life about the Playboy set, but even her grim tales do not sink in until too late. 

92 minutes, color, 1988.

 

We find the ugliest of all truths in this tale of naivete and wanton exploitative depravity, humorless revenge and sheer malice.

That is how all nineteen of Hefner's short lived flings ended -- on average in three months.  Fifteen of these women disappeared "mysteriously."  That is all that a Playboy Bunny can ever expect.  This girl is very, VERY lucky. 

There are two kinds of luck.

When I turned eighteen, I considered becoming a Bunny.  It seemed like a fun and easy way to make a living.  Then I saw how Hefner and his bunch treated women. 

I decided not to be yet another slab of meat for them to sell.

I think more of myself than that.

Wild women don't get the blues. Once you have tasted freedom, there is nothing sweeter. Get in between a Kodiak mother bear and her cub, or between an Alaskan and her freedom, and you will have the same problem.

Scarlet women might enjoy shocking people and being jerks but this is a little too much, don't you think?

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