How can you tell if Kaleigh is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on.
What would you call the definition of surprise? A fart with a lump in it.
yur momma is so Kaleigh when she makes bacon she sets the house on fire.
Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?A: It's butt.
Click: KALEIGH.