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How Dogs Are Better Than Men Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs miss you when you're gone. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. Dogs don't criticize ...

Hodag
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Dogs never borrow money, or ask to.

 

Dogs never leave your tools lay outside to rust solid.

 

Dogs never block the bathroom.

 

Dogs never tell you how to drive.

 

Dogs never elbow you for snoring.

 

Dogs don't mind you watching a ball game on the BIG television.

 

Dogs never use up your postage stamps without telling you.

 

Dogs never leave you with an empty gas tank.

 

 

If I can't always dazzle 'em with brilliance, I'll try baffling 'em with BS. Band of None
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Mr.Jqna
Mr.Jqna Thinks this answer is Helpful:

Now that's funny. Thanks Norm.
 
Hodag
Hodag

I had a lot of fun doing it!!  Thank YOU, sir!!
 
Nanadee
Nanadee Thinks this answer is Helpful:

yes norm   that was very funny.....espically the empty gas tank.....
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