Keep these things handy...don't forget the ...garlic...Tongue out


What?....Who?...Me?... .....What'd I do?..... Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of crap by the clean end.
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kthrnrm

Very cute! But you forgot one thing, snake bite antivenom, just to be on the safe side if bitten.

 
ddavel544

HAHA, kt....forgot about that ....Tongue out

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