This One:

I was never frightened of fairy tales, even as a child.  However, my father told me about an effete little fop dentist, who made passes at him: the Tooth Fairy.

My father had to follow the dentist out of the office, skipping on his left foot, while the ambulance crew hauled him and the dentist to the hospital.

The ER staff had to call the local proctologist to remove my father's boot from the dentist . . ..

I keep awakening with nightmares that I would suffer the same difficulty with Obama, as the proctologist has to remove my boot from him . . ..

When I was a kid, I was afraid of the Beauty and the Beast, maybe I won't let my child watch this story until he is older, so he can understand the plot without being scared.

The most ridiculous fairy tale I have ever seen was that atheist hoax.  Talk about a bunch of low life uneducated fanatics trying despeerately to justify dragging little girls into atheist whore houses because atheists think they are profitable.

Oh, well, if you've seen one atheist hatemonger you've seen them all.  Talk about worthless and boring, but of course atheists play games because they are greedy, dishonest, and stupid.

Is that why atheists are always terrified of the truth -- so badly that they all stock up huge personal armories and then go around killing people at random like that standard issue atheist hatemonger James Holmes?

Oh well, all atheists are that way so they can't improve at all.

big bad wolf

The ones told by Toadski are the worst.  They bothered and harassed Njoy until she (Njoy) left AOL Answers and closed her account.  Sooo, think up some new ones, Toadski.  I'm sure there are more seniors on this site you'd be tickled pink to attack until they left. 

Hansel and Gretel...some really scary stuff.

There was that recurring nightmare about the undead.  I speak of the most hideous things that ever went creeping and crawling out of graveyards.  They look like they are human but don't think for a minute that they are, because these nightmarish things can scare even the toughest!

They creep and crawl out of the woodwork like roaches!  Lock your doors!  Board up your windows!  Take no chances and give them no quarter because these vile things can resist even nuclear radiation and the best professional pest controller! 

They are diabolical, twisted, corrupt, smelly, evil, depraved, inhuman, and just plain disgusting!  They are either Democrats or insurance agents!