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Which fairy tale do YOU find to be the scariest? Which would you NEVER read to your kids?

fletcherba234
fletcherba234 Answered:

I don't know that fairy tales ever gave me bad dreams.  I never believed them anyway.  But some things give me nightmares.

  • Network advertising of this that and the other useless gadget, and the terrifying cliche', "But wait . . .!"
  • Idiots showing up on the front door trying to sell me vacuum cleaners.
  • Idiots showing up on the front door trying to sell me on supporting idiot Democrats.
  • Idiot neighbors who form a line trying to borrow my husband's tools (while I stand there with a Ma Deuce telling them, "NO!  Go buy your own you tool moochers!"
  • That long and tedious reading of Obama-care.
  • The list of bogus promises Obama made and how he refused to keep any of them!
  • Assorted nauseating lies from Tadpole.
  • Assorted screwball fantasies of possible renewed interest in atheism by Physicalist.
  • Jokes that begin with "Knock, knock."
  • Accordion sonata of the camp classic, "On top of spaghetti."
  • Harmonica recital of  ANYTHING!
  • Anything for sale marked, "Ronco . . .."

Some things frighten even tough old broads like me!

There burns no hotter fire in hell than that reserved for cowards, home wreckers, and troublemakers. Be warned accordingly.
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Ollie
Ollie Thinks this answer is Helpful:

That sounds just plain disgusting!  Accordions.............................
 
fletcherba234
fletcherba234

Sorry to have frightened you with mention of accordions, Ollie.  I'll have to substitute an autoharp.Laughing
 
MGySgt Edward S. Renner USMC
MGySgt Edward S. Renner USMC Thinks this answer is Helpful:

Autoharps are worse than accordions.  I will have to find the Geneva Convention ruling that forbids the use of autoharps on obstreperous POW's, but there MUST be one in there!

 
 
Anonymous
Anonymous Comment

Rocmike why do all of your aliases go to old questions and answers no one has been on in a long time? AP-Ladydarko does the same thing. Could it be you are the same poster? What a sad lonely life you have.
 
Tweekey
Tweekey

just the thought of an autoharp is disgusting
 
fletcherba234
fletcherba234

Okay, how about the long version of an acne medication commercial called the 12-18 overture?

 
 
Anonymous
Anonymous Comment

Rocmike aka American Patriot GIVE IT A BREAK. Hours and hours and hours of alias after alias repeating the same crap over and over. Today we have had Michael MacGilray, Bill Compton, anonymous and Fletcher. GET A LIFE
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