Have you seen the play Billy Elliot?
As a homosexual, I am an Elton John fan, indeed! I like Elton, almost as much as I like my buddy Bobbie Suffolk. Me and Bob often play the goatse game together. You can read about goatse on Wikipedia:
We start with me playing the receiver and Bobbie playing the giver. Then we switch it around. I wish we could have somebody like Elton join us.