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thomas quinn
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Why don t dead monkeys fart

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Anonymous
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The same reason they don't swing from trees. Because they're dead.

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Ol' Yeddar
Ol' Yeddar Answered:

Have you inquired of your ancestors? Madam Z tells me that she could run a seance at a cut rate for you.

Keep close to Nature's heart... climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.* Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.*One of the widest gaps in human experience is the gap between what we say we want to be and our willingness to discipline ourselves to get there.
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Ol' Yeddar
Ol' Yeddar Answered:

'scuze me, Boss. I'm goin' out to check on th' pigs.

 

Bubba

Keep close to Nature's heart... climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean.* Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.*One of the widest gaps in human experience is the gap between what we say we want to be and our willingness to discipline ourselves to get there.
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beerhops
beerhops Answered:

What the heck!?

Never give up
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