Discuss Bill's answer to: Can anyone please describe a Gnarf?

I believe Gnarf was either:

1. An Etruscan deity that people called on whenever junior left his toys on the stairs again, causing a crash into the living room that registers .001 on the Richter scale (and 10.00 on the )*&(*&_)(*_)&()& scale).
2. A non-existent breed of dog seen once or twice on the Ernie Kovacs show, that was notoriously shaggy and the progenitor of a certain variety of long-winded tale that we get at certain symposia (when least wanted).
3. A variety of beer we never discuss in civilized company for fear that we octogenerian rowdies would be forced to share.  Buy your own suds!
4. A variety of bird, closely related to the Snipe, that is found under tavern tables, in brothels, gin mills, houses of ill repute, redneck dives, Mensa beer busts, certain clubs where young women dance in barely acceptable attire, and other places I will never admit having been.