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It's a conspiracy!

I'm telling you, it is a definite conspiracy!

1.  The paranoids are out to get me! 

2.  The Government is installing mind control chips in leftist liberals to make sure they remain gibbering idiots for life!

3.  Paranoids Unanimous (P.U.) is under covert investigation to find out who all their members are, and the conspirators will stop at nothing!

4.  All the cats in America, WALK ON THEIR TOES!

5.  All the dogs in America are genetic replicants of trees!  That is why they bark!

6.  All the newlywed wives in America are trying to murder their husbands with Hamburger Helper, Spam, and Top Ramen!

7.  All the newlywed husbands in America are trying to bore their wives to death with tales of how they won every football game they ever played (and she was one of the cheerleaders, disgusted with the fact that, "The Fighting Aardvarks" lost again 71-0).

8.  The paranoids are out to get me . . . just checking.

9.  Every college in America is causing leftist liberals to take fluff courses because they hired teachers who graduated on fluff courses, who took fluff courses because the college hired teachers who graduated on fluff courses . . ..

10.  The Government is trying desperately to suppress all conspiracy theories because . . ..

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Dr. Kelly
Dr. Kelly Answered:

That sounds like a lot of conspiracies!  Especially the one about cats walking on their toes!  In my case, I know it isn't true because every tile I go to bed, Boots and Fluffy walk all over me, and I am not their toes!

Have you checked your medical benefits since Obamacare?
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Greg Wilson
Greg Wilson Answered:

Indeed it is true that the government is conspiring to find out who in America has an IQ lower than that of Barrack Obama!  Of course they would find that person in the Illinois Home for the Unbelievably Stupid.

There is no honor among thieves and Democrats.
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Anonymous
Anonymous Answer:


Roxmike aka American Patriot aka Mark Traina aka anonymous aka Renner aka Anselmogx who is still posting at 10.00 am est. Every single day you repeat the same crap over and over for hours and hours and hours and the only one that responds to your insane thoughts are your aliases. Do you really believe anyone cares what someone like you thinks. There is a reason why you are alone and do nothing but blog.

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Anonymous
Anonymous Answer:

Conspiracy theories abound, but most are mere speculation.  However when we think of actual conspiracies of sheer hate it has to be the racist bigots who supported Obama.  Nothing else could explain why Obama was elected by more votes than there are living voters, but since the Democrats and KKK go back to the same origin then the conspirators are all well known.

One specification of the felony crime, conspiracy, is tokenism.

That's two against Obalmy as it sits, not that he didn't rack up another few hundred capital offenses during the last four years.

What a pity that the Democrats are so stupid that they only elected an empty chair!  The reason it is always empty is because Obalmy is never sober enough to stay in it!

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