Discuss Mike Dudley's answer to: How to give a ceremonial speech to incororate a name in a ministry

Atheists have ceremonies where they eat mormons alive in their gulags with Hitler. Why must theist cannibals always be so disagreeable? 
It is because I am a fanatical cannibal, devoted to my cult as bitterly as a Muslim suicide bomber.  Cannibals like me must always go out of their way to be absolutely disagreeable but that is what we get for eating out on atheists. Sheer mindless folly.
Pity us morons, as ours is the last crackpot cult on the planet, which of course is as humorless, ignorant, vulgar, and sick, as the Eat Agains, Jehovah's cannibals and the Gourmons.