How to give a ceremonial speech to incororate a name in a ministry

Atheists have ceremonies where they eat mormons alive in their gulags with Hitler. Why must theist cannibals always be so disagreeable? 
It is because I am a fanatical cannibal, devoted to my cult as bitterly as a Muslim suicide bomber.  Cannibals like me must always go out of their way to be absolutely disagreeable but that is what we get for eating out on atheists. Sheer mindless folly.
Pity us morons, as ours is the last crackpot cult on the planet, which of course is as humorless, ignorant, vulgar, and sick, as the Eat Agains, Jehovah's cannibals and the Gourmons.

All who have been called to God's work know what to do to spiritually cleanse a structure formerly used for unholy work.  Atheists such as dfrogpong will not be made privy to this select wisdom.  After all, dfrogpong is a racist therefore an Obama worshiper, in no way a Christian or Mystic.

Is our self appointed vigilante of racism to be taken seriously, or is this bitter person merely to be pitied and then ignored?

Clearly it is the latter.