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Why do bar bouncers look like people who have never even SEEN bidets in their lives?

Why do bar bouncers look like people who have never even -Seen- BIDETS IN THEIR LIVES?

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Because they can't use a bidet with your sister's tongue stuck up their butt.

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The 47 previous questions about bidets disqualify you from making stupid comments about anyone else.

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The truth be told...most of mankind has never seen a bidet.  It's only effete, obsessed individuals, like yourself, who are insanely terrified of dingleberries that insist upon them.

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
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