Why do bar bouncers look like people who have never even -Seen- BIDETS IN THEIR LIVES?
Because they can't use a bidet with your sister's tongue stuck up their butt.
The 47 previous questions about bidets disqualify you from making stupid comments about anyone else.
The truth be told...most of mankind has never seen a bidet. It's only effete, obsessed individuals, like yourself, who are insanely terrified of dingleberries that insist upon them.
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